I just died.
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
Played 743739 times.
every human deserves to have a slow dance with a beautiful person to this song
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it.
apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
HOW do white people wear shoes inside the house i dont understand that scares me so much